Well, before anyone else addresses my blog title I figure I should smash this down. H808 is named after the Roland tr-808 drum machine and is in no way affiliated with Kanye West's shit bird auto tune record "808s and Heartbreak" This Record sucks a bag of dicks, and is a good example of why you should stop listening to music all together. I would also like to take this opportunity to point out the fact that Kanye is a worthless turd and the world would be a better place if he was raped to death by rabid camels.
Kanye, Here are some reasons why I hate you.
1) Your Music Sucks: Sampling techno into hip hop is not an innovation... if anything it's a step back. You've spawned two entire summers of terrible ecstasy fueled pseudo urban club music. Nobody cares about poppin' bottles and feelin' on some shortys in '09. Nigga, I'm tryin' to make rent. I'm about to make hate in this club.
2) You Are A Pompous Asshole: Remember this little gem? MTV Awards Tantrum I feel like the rest of the world should throw a temper tantrum whenever you WIN an award... wake up call; YOU ARE NOT THE NEW MICHAEL JACKSON.... BITCH YOU CAN'T EVEN SING OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
3) Your Wardrobe: Serious, who dresses you? The colorblind love child of Elton John and Dee Snider? You look like a peacock in heat.
4) You Are Still In The Closet: Kanye, it's OK to be gay. Serious man, the glasses, the tight pants, the bald headed girlfriend... we all already know you're a gay fish and we're cool with it... Why don't you do something profound with your career and be the first outed mainstream rapper? At least you have this in common with MJ.
and this brings me around to another target of my boundless hate... Homophobia in hip hop... Why is this still socially acceptable... Sebastian Bach of Skid Row was nearly crucified 20 years ago for wearing an "AIDS: kills fags dead" t-shirt, but it's OK for Jay-Z and 50 cent to drop this same plebeian drivel today? NEWS FLASH DOUCHEBAGS.... two of the founding fathers of hip hop, Grand Master Flash and Afrika Bambaataa, are both gay! Look it up, Flash came out a couple yeas ago and Afrika has been flaming since '81. I'm sick of this hypocritical bull shit... I hate it.
Here's some Homo Thug Lesbo rap I'd rather listen to.
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